Math Joke

1- A SQL query goes to a restaurant, walks up to 2 tables and says “Can I join you”?

2- What is "pi"?

Mathematician: Pi is the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter.
Engineer: Pi is about 22/7.
Physicist: Pi is 3.14159 plus or minus 0.000005
Computer Programmer: Pi is 3.141592653589 in double precision.
Nutritionist: You one track math-minded fellows, Pie is a healthy and delicious dessert!

3-Mathematics is made of 40 percent formulas, 40 percent proofs and 40 percent imagination.

4-There are three types of mathematicians: those who can add and those who can't.

5-Math is like love – a simple idea but it can get complicated.